Makeup Artist, Lesbian and Pathological Upstager



The Ladies of the House of Kitnkabootle: Meryl Streep, Catherine Deneuve, Stella Gonet, Amanda Blake, Jennifer Saunders, Dawn French, Miranda Hart, Emma Thompson, Joanna Lumley, Victoria Wood, Arlene Francis, Dolly Parton, Debra Monk, Greta Garbo, Marlene Dietrich, Helen Mirren, Judy Davis, Susan Hampshire, Julie Andrews, Carol Burnett, Dolly Parton, Nana Visitor, Little Edie.

The Other Things I Covet: Grey Gardens, Fanfiction, Vidding, Singing, Acting, Rehearsing, Performing, Traveling, New York City, Dr Quinn: Medicine Woman, Gunsmoke, The Carol Burnett Show, 30 Rock, Dinnerladies, Sitting in dark theatre houses, Spending time with my friendlees, Avoiding all contact with the outside world, sharpies.