It’s actually embarrassing how excited I was to receive my Straight Talk soundtrack today. I have wanted this and waited for this moment for years.

1 week ago on 16 May 2013 ~ 10:53pm 3 notes

If I could build myself out of others, I would take…

* Catherine Deneuve’s facial beauty
* Dita Von Teese’s figure
* Arlene Francis’s class
* Meryl Streep’s intelligence
* Dawn French’s sense of humor
* Amanda Blake’s voice
* Dolly Parton’s enthusiasm and attitude
* Tina Fey’s openminded-ness
* Greta Garbo’s mystery

1 month ago on 3 April 2013 ~ 9:49pm 9 notes
Reblogging because OMFG. My first wife and my current wife…

Reblogging because OMFG. My first wife and my current wife…

1 month ago on 30 March 2013 ~ 8:44pm 18 notes
Best Little Whorehouse in Texas. You're so Mona ((if that has sent a million times I'm sorry my computer is stupid))

OMG - yes, yes, yes. YES!!!

10 months ago on 4 July 2012 ~ 8:50am 2 notes
When you look in the mirror I just wonder what you see
I wonder if you even know that you’re beautiful to me.

I wonder if you realize that beauty’s just skin deep
But blessed comes from deep inside and you’re beautiful to me.

Pretty is as pretty does and you’re beautiful to me.
~ Dolly Parton - “Beautiful To Me”
1 year ago on 5 May 2012 ~ 9:07am 7 notes

I can’t tell you where I’m going, I’m not sure of where I’ve been
But I know I must keep travelin’ till my road comes to an end
I’m out here on my journey, trying to make the most of it
I’m a puzzle, I must figure out where all my pieces fit

Like a poor wayfaring stranger that they speak about in song
I’m just a weary pilgrim trying to find what feels like home
Where that is no one can tell me, am I doomed to ever roam
I’m just travelin’, travelin’, travelin’, I’m just travelin’ on

Oh sometimes the road is rugged, and it’s hard to travel on
But holdin’ to each other, we don’t have to walk alone
When everything is broken, we can mend it if we try
We can make a world of difference, if we want to we can fly

Goodbye little children, goodnight you handsome men
Farewell to all you ladies and to all who knew me when
And I hope I’ll see you down the road, you meant more than I knew
As I was travelin’, travelin’, travelin’, travelin’, travelin’ thru


1 year ago on 4 May 2012 ~ 10:41am 4 notes
I have a fetish for women putting on makeup.

I have a fetish for women putting on makeup.

via  hopefulclam  (originally  iamathiefdiary)
1 year ago on 14 April 2012 ~ 2:53pm 17 notes
Anonymous
I don't know because I don't know very much about her -- which is why I asked. :) Is it just a physical thing or is there more to it?

Dolly Parton is an infectiously wonderful person. My little six year old self loved her beautiful blond hair (wigs) and her big eyelashes (false) and her makeup! And I loved her laugh which was just adorable and how kind and generous she was. I still remember staying up at 5 years old (believe it or not) with a BETA tape (yep.. I’m 100… not even VHS - BETA) of The Best Little Whorehouse in Texas. Because I’d seen my parents watching it and I wanted to see it but they wouldn’t let me.

1 year ago on 11 April 2012 ~ 6:27pm 2 notes
Anonymous
Why Dolly Parton?

Why not Dolly Parton?! :)

1 year ago on 11 April 2012 ~ 6:21pm 1 note
Anonymous
how old were you when you flat out knew your sexual preference was for women?

Ooo this is an excellent question. I think about this a lot. I knew I was a lesbian at 15. However, I had been having exclusively women-only crushes since I was as young as 6. By 15 I had figured out that this series of crushes was me being a lesbian and was able to give it a name.

I had decided when I was 6 that I wanted to marry Dolly Parton though. I thought everyone had to get married and if I had to - it would be to Dolly. I’m still waiting for her answer on my proposal.

1 year ago on 11 April 2012 ~ 6:15pm 2 notes

I’ve been down on my luck,

I’ve been shadowed with trouble and sorrow.

But I ain’t givin’ up’

‘Cause I know there is always tomorrow.

There are no guarantees,

Life is always a hit or miss.

But I truly believe

I won’t always be feeling’ like this.

I’m gonna shine like the sun

When these clouds roll away from my door.

When it’s all said and done

I won’t be at your mercy no more.

I will prove my own worth,

Heal the damage and hurt that’s been done.

And when the cryin’s all done

Well, I’m gonna shine like the sun.

I’ve been thinking here lately

What all I can do to improve.

Though I’ve suffered greatly,

I know just what I have to do.

I have to move forward,

Cut losses, break loose and move on.

And I have to swim shoreward

Lest I should drown out here alone.

I’m gonna shine like the sun

When these clouds roll away from my door.

I won’t crawl I can run

I’ll be at no ones mercy no more.

I’ll be swinging on sunbeams

So proud that I finally won.

And when the losin’s all done.

Well, I’m gonna shine like the sun.

1 year ago on 31 March 2012 ~ 10:06am

katelinbrooke:

DOLLY PARTON SENT ME A LETTER!

My family contacted her management(without my knowledge) to see if she could stop by my graduation party in June. She can’t, but she sent me this. I am literally shaking and crying.

Dolly Parton - I love you more and more each day. I think you’d be hard pressed to find someone with a bigger heart. (Don’t make a boob joke… don’t make a boob joke)

via  katelinbrooke  (originally  katelinbrooke)
1 year ago on 17 March 2012 ~ 2:56pm 95 notes
Dear Dolly,
Plese drive your car to my house. Thank you.
Love,
Crystal-lee

Dear Dolly,

Plese drive your car to my house. Thank you.

Love,

Crystal-lee

via  kdbebe  (originally  kdbebe)
1 year ago on 16 March 2012 ~ 5:47pm 8 notes

Oh how true this song excerpt is for me right now:

“It’s been a long long time
Since I’ve known the taste of freedom
And those clinging vines
That had me bound, well I don’t need ‘em

‘Cause I am strong and I can prove it
And I got my dreams to see me through
It’s just a mountain, I can move it
And with faith enough there’s nothing I can’t do”

1 year ago on 6 March 2012 ~ 11:16pm 3 notes

What in all hell?

  • Every time I click a tag it unfollows that tag and it won't let me track new tags. What is going on?! WHY?!
  • French and Saunders, Greta Garbo, Dolly Parton... all gone.
1 year ago on 29 February 2012 ~ 5:07pm 2 notes