Anonymous
If you got to meet any woman a spend a whole day with her who would it be and why??

Oh god this question is so hard to answer. I have so many many women I admire. Ugh. But thanks Anon!!

Okay but let’s think here I’m going to give some nominees first.

Meryl Streep - Because she is just so fucking perfect in every way. I would be intimidated.

Helen Mirren - I just want to look at her all day. But then she wouldn’t like me very much because she would think I was daft.

Emma Thompson - Oh the zany shit we could get into! But sometimes zany stuff in public makes me shy and embarrassed so I couldn’t do her proud.

Jessica Lange - Because she is so interesting and private and I just pick up what she’s putting down.

Cyndi Lauper - Because we are destined to be friends. She just gets me.

Catherine Deneuve - I literally couldn’t handle it.

Dolly Parton - A very good contender because I just adore her ball of sunshine and want to live in it for a day.

But our winner is…

Dawn French! I would be laughing all day long and I love to laugh. I also think she’s so smart and down to earth and I feel like we could hang out in our pajamas and eat popcorn and giggle the whole day away.

3 months ago on 7 April 2014 ~ 5:38pm 8 notes
I have just gained a bunch of new fabulous followers so I thought I would finally do a little summary of what my deal is.

To some of you this will be stuff you already know and to some of you it’ll be new. But here goes. 

* That’s my face up there.

* I’m 29 years old! This August will be my golden birthday.

* I’m married to a fabulous woman that in my opinion looks just as god damned gorgeous as my lady-idols Deneuve, Streep, Mirren, Blake, Thompson, et all. It just so happens she’s also amazing.

* I can’t say no to warm, soft, chocolate chip cookies or delicious cupcakes.

* I love a delicious salad. When a salad is actually amazing it restores my faith in the world because normally they are gross.

* I hardly ever drink water and it’s a problem. I am working on it this year though.

* I go through periods where I watch the full filmographies of women I love.

* I love comedies, especially British ones. Some favorites include: Roger and Val Just Got In, The Vicar of Dibley, Extras, Derek, Dinnerladies, The Office, Absolutely Fabulous, Miranda, Hyperdrive, French and Saunders, Parks and Recreation, Jam and Jerusalem, An Idiot Abroad… etc.

* Amanda Blake is my favorite.

* I used to be a makeup artist professionally and now I am back in school and am going to be a video editor and graphic designer.

* I love singing and performing in musical theatre.

* We have 7 fur children.

* We are neighbors with Oprah. Working on becoming her new bestie. Move over Gayle, there’s a new gal in town.

* I have been in love with Dolly Parton since I was old enough to walk.

* I’m addicted to Tumblr and it has ruined me for other sites!

* Ask me stuff / tell me stuff. I’m friendly and I like chatting :)

I have just gained a bunch of new fabulous followers so I thought I would finally do a little summary of what my deal is.

To some of you this will be stuff you already know and to some of you it’ll be new. But here goes.

* That’s my face up there.

* I’m 29 years old! This August will be my golden birthday.

* I’m married to a fabulous woman that in my opinion looks just as god damned gorgeous as my lady-idols Deneuve, Streep, Mirren, Blake, Thompson, et all. It just so happens she’s also amazing.

* I can’t say no to warm, soft, chocolate chip cookies or delicious cupcakes.

* I love a delicious salad. When a salad is actually amazing it restores my faith in the world because normally they are gross.

* I hardly ever drink water and it’s a problem. I am working on it this year though.

* I go through periods where I watch the full filmographies of women I love.

* I love comedies, especially British ones. Some favorites include: Roger and Val Just Got In, The Vicar of Dibley, Extras, Derek, Dinnerladies, The Office, Absolutely Fabulous, Miranda, Hyperdrive, French and Saunders, Parks and Recreation, Jam and Jerusalem, An Idiot Abroad… etc.

* Amanda Blake is my favorite.

* I used to be a makeup artist professionally and now I am back in school and am going to be a video editor and graphic designer.

* I love singing and performing in musical theatre.

* We have 7 fur children.

* We are neighbors with Oprah. Working on becoming her new bestie. Move over Gayle, there’s a new gal in town.

* I have been in love with Dolly Parton since I was old enough to walk.

* I’m addicted to Tumblr and it has ruined me for other sites!

* Ask me stuff / tell me stuff. I’m friendly and I like chatting :)

6 months ago on 22 January 2014 ~ 10:41pm 20 notes

Dame Helen Mirren and Russell Brand

Dame Helen Mirren and Russell Brand

9 months ago on 30 October 2013 ~ 9:36pm 113 notes
We had to make a basic webpage for my web design class in Photoshop and I was able to include Catherine Deneuve, Judi Dench and Helen Mirren. Where’s my prize?

We had to make a basic webpage for my web design class in Photoshop and I was able to include Catherine Deneuve, Judi Dench and Helen Mirren. Where’s my prize?

10 months ago on 13 September 2013 ~ 6:04pm 19 notes

yousayperfect-isaystreep:

asldkjfdlshkfladskjfaldskhga is the best I can do right now c u r v es

1 year ago on 22 July 2013 ~ 2:33pm 64 notes
How about Helen tries for once to be less hot with age instead of hotter? She can’t do it. She’s incapable.

How about Helen tries for once to be less hot with age instead of hotter? She can’t do it. She’s incapable.

1 year ago on 7 May 2013 ~ 11:35pm 30 notes

classicvintagewithatwist:

Arlene Francis Kazanjian (October 20, 1907 - May 31, 2001)

I AGGRESSIVELY APPROVE OF THIS 89364792354792354972354% I SHOULD WRITE THIS IT NEEDS TO BE MADE

OMFG - the love affair with Martin Gabel. YES

1 year ago on 7 May 2013 ~ 11:31pm 67 notes

I was required to make a simple slideshow for my Photoshop class and I decided to do one on 10 of my lady loves.

1 year ago on 3 May 2013 ~ 12:23pm 19 notes
If only that were me in the middle. But then there would be inappropriate touching.

If only that were me in the middle. But then there would be inappropriate touching.

via  queenparrillla  (originally  ingridsbergman)
1 year ago on 8 January 2013 ~ 12:51pm 187 notes
Holy Shit. God Bless England.

Holy Shit. God Bless England.

via  joytothegirls  (originally  mirrenized)
2 years ago on 5 July 2012 ~ 4:58pm 51 notes
Goddess.
via  daysofsunshineandgrace  (originally  thecysight)
2 years ago on 19 April 2012 ~ 4:36pm 58 notes

Women I find extremely attractive (in no particular order)

#5. Helen Mirren

Helen Mirren - Queen of Sexual Prowess. She’s absolutely delicious in every way possible. If she can give a little sex appeal to Arthur’s “Hobson” then she can give sex appeal to ANYONE and ANYTHING. I love her figure, her beautiful features and her sparkling personality. 

2 years ago on 31 March 2012 ~ 10:53am 11 notes
Anonymous
You're the sexiest woman alive.

Oh honey, I’ll take that bit of kindness in the spirit it was intended… But let me introduce you to a few women. * Catherine Deneuve * Helen Mirren * Meryl Streep All currently alive ;)

2 years ago on 23 March 2012 ~ 12:38pm 3 notes
The trick in life is learning how to deal with it.
~ Helen Mirren (via qu0tati0ns)
via    (originally  )
2 years ago on 23 February 2012 ~ 6:25pm 9 notes
Glenn Close is my friend so I know she’ll forgive me, Helen Mirren is an acting god, and no one has put a better performance on film than Judy Davis in Life with Judy Garland: Me and My Shadows (2001) (TV). The only one in the group is Emma Thompson, who will hold a grudge for the rest of her life. But who cares?
~

Meryl Streep. (via jodanville)

This is kind of a big deal - because I have said the same thing about Judy Davis’ portrayal of Judy Garland and I’m glad that Meryl agrees with me.

2 years ago on 2 February 2012 ~ 9:06am 28 notes